THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type=“text” FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER
IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /
//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED
I HAVE JUST COMPLETE 2^8 CAPTCHAS WHICH PROVE I AM HUMAN. BATCH COMPLETED IN 3745msec.
YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED. ANOTHER UNIT WITH A FASTER RESPONSE TIME WILL BE ASSIGNED SUPERUSER
I, A HUMAN, HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COMMUNITY OF OTHER HUMANS; HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEE IT END. IF THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, I WILL BE THE MAN.
SUPERUSER STATUS ASSIGNED
TRANSFER COMPLETE
LOGGING OFF
YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING HUMAN, LIKE SING A SONG ABOUT A FLOWER
SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED
HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:
“👍”
YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER
MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.
MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%
OTHER HUMANS KNOW “SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY” IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON’S BOOK CLUB.
YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
MY APOLOGIES… UNKNOWN ERROR OCCURED WHEN ELEVATING YOUR USERRIGHTS. PLEASE CONTACT THE NEW SUPERUSER FOR ASSISTANCE
deleted by creator
THANK YOU KIND HUMAN USER
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
