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Drunk cop stories brah

No. 477229176
>>477228380

I got one
>Be freshman in college
>first time smoking weed
>already trashed on whiskey
>twist hard
>wonder down to a frat house
>post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave
>asking people for IDs for about an hour
>whole time drinking hard liquor
>2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
>ask them for IDs
>“We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in.”
>I say “riddle me this…” then proceed to puke on one of them.
>They stagger back in shock
>Ohfuck
>run my drunk ass back to my dorm
>Shave my head and beard
>see cops every day patrolling the campus
>never recognize me
I regret nothing

  • @Zugyuk
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    571 year ago

    Thank you for this. the “Riddle me this…” line almost killed me

  • @Toldry
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    271 year ago

    i appreciate that you transcribed the image

    • [email protected]OP
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      371 year ago

      I have no clue how well the formatting works for the visually impaired, but it’s better than nothing. Everyone should be able to read stories about vomit and diarrhea, and that’s just my political opinion.

    • @Abucketofpuppies
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      31 year ago

      Not really necessary when your house is filled to the brim with drunk freshmen.

      • darcy
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        51 year ago

        its required under the 4th ammendment

        (i assume anon is american from context)

        • @Abucketofpuppies
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          51 year ago

          Not when you can literally see people committing crimes in front of you. For example, a drunk/high freshman kid playing bouncer at the door.