Original link

Some months ago, I saw video of one of these “organized retail crimes,” and it was beautiful. Nobody got hurt, and nobody was victimized.

Target is an enormous conglomerate, exponentially larger and more profitable than any business should be allowed to be. A corporation so huge has no moral right to exist, no valid claim to ‘property’, and cannot in any sane sense be ‘stolen’ from.

Nine store closings will be an inconvenience for shoppers and a crisis for local store employees, and in that regard it’s sad news. In every other sense, pop open a beer and celebrate.