• Dojan
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      289 months ago

      Hurr actually it’s normal. The earth has cycles of microplastic abundance and we just happen to live in the peak of one. Duh.

    • @[email protected]
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      Not my fault. Nothing that happens is my fault if I don’t have the power to influence it.

      My point being, people tend to say it’s “our” fault when they mean humanity, but it’s not. 99.9999% of humanity have no power.

      • @LilDestructiveSheep
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        19 months ago

        Well. There are alternatives. But it’s hard to switch on every thing, because it’s very expensive.

    • Franzia
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      I have been feeding every piece of plastic I cam get my hands on into adiesel engine-driven cheese grater, 24/7, since 1992. Should I stop?

  • @fuggadihere
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    109 months ago

    At least some pointy haired manager is going to misinterpret that and boast they’ve transitioned to the cloud

    • @Cloodge
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      49 months ago

      A … micro … manager? I’ll leave now.

  • jonkenator
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    69 months ago

    I read that as “The microphones are in the clouds now”. That’d be a whole different type of dystopian, and not very boring!

    Microplastic, though… that sucks.