My dream is to live within walking distance of a body of water that attracts water fowl.

I tried a single line drawing (without lifting the pen from the paper) but I felt like it needed more detail.

  • @[email protected]
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    You can have my condo. Tiny as hell (900 sq ft) and only 2 bedrooms, but you’re 100 ft away from a lake that has these exact birds. Ducks and geese too. $375k and it’s yours. Cash or crypto only. Also you have to move to Arizona.

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        Wish I could take the credit, but my girlfriend’s parents helped. Also managed to snag it at $150K below market, which helped even more.

        I’m a millennial; no way I’d ever be able to afford the down-payment on my own. I am incredibly thankful for the assistance.

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        1 year ago

        Yep that’s the only catch. It may be 100°F+ outside for 5 months of the year, but at least we’re a blue state now. We also have weed and guns! :D

        But yeah if I wasn’t born here I’d never move to this state.

  • krellor
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    51 year ago

    Monkeys paw curls…
    Your yard floods and it’s taken over by geese.

    • @OkokimupOP
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      41 year ago

      I am actually ok with that. I know its poop city, but I love geese.

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        31 year ago

        I agree, geese are fun. I have them around our neighborhood (no pond though) and watching them fly and land is like watching glitchy videogame birds land.

        • radix
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          21 year ago

          That’s the funniest description I’ve ever seen of geese, those hell-fowl.

  • @thonofpy
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    41 year ago

    Glad you came up with something :D

  • @Etterra
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    31 year ago

    Okay I thought it was a profile and the lake shore was a cutaway view of a water-filled hole. It took me longer than I’d care to admit that I was, in fact, stupid.