• @greyhaven7
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    591 year ago

    I saw a wolf today!

    Where?

    No, the regular kind.

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      61 year ago

      I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.

  • cod
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    451 year ago

    I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job

    • @chiliedogg
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      281 year ago

      I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.

      I was beaming.

  • @Seasm0ke
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    251 year ago

    My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she’d get sad, and I responded “You mean you’d be down in the gumps?” She is still laughing about it randomly.

  • @Holyginz
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    161 year ago

    My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol