The two pound coins are especially manky, if that affects your suggestions at all.

  • @[email protected]
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    231 year ago

    Glue them to an excessively large canvas, title it “The trickle down from the billionaire’s wealth. Found behind my couch” and sell it for a couple hundred grand to an art gallery.

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      61 year ago

      See I did like the charity suggestion. But a couple hundred grand is a lot more charity, so you might win.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    Put it in an old coat pocket and be surprised next year when you put it on and find extra change in it.

  • @Wodge
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    91 year ago

    A freddo?

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      61 year ago

      *sad 90s kid noises*

  • @sweetchildintime
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    61 year ago

    Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      121 year ago

      Mrs.* her*

      Sorry. Gotta fight the assumptions. Guilty as accused on the bragging though.

      • @sweetchildintime
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        81 year ago

        My profuse apologies, Mrs Tea I will endeavour to be gender neutral in any further insults.

  • @samtheeagle
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    61 year ago

    It’s your lucky day! Invest it on a lotto ticket 😂

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      21 year ago

      TIL they’re two quid now?! Wtf

        • @TeaHandsOP
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          41 year ago

          That seems like the smart money!*

          *there’s a reason I don’t gamble

  • @JTheDoc
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    51 year ago

    Go to Wilko, see what tat they still have left over from closing down.

    It being good value at a huge discount is still not guaranteed.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    41 year ago

    I liked the idea of donating to the food bank but wait…

    What if you spent it on seeds? Like onions, carrot etc. Grow them then donate that to the food bank. Rinse and repeat

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      31 year ago

      Ooh those do look lush although…weird flavour choice there when sour cherry & apple was an option!

  • @peg
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    41 year ago

    Conservative Party membership.

    Nah, only kidding.

    Put it towards your energy bill and hope your can afford to keep warm this winter.

  • dedido
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    41 year ago

    Couple of pumpkins!
    Then carve them like turkeys.

  • @3arn0wl
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    31 year ago

    Give it to someone with a greater need than you?

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      51 year ago

      Well this is an unexpectedly wholesome suggestion and now how can we use it for anything else?

      Could pop a fair bit of stuff in the foodbank collection for this, you’re not wrong!

    • @TeaHandsOP
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      41 year ago

      Hmm, how much does a flake set you back these days?