• @[email protected]
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    411 year ago

    Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!

    • IninewCrow
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      201 year ago

      There’s been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve … we’re losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents … on company letterhead!!! … and investigators are boarding the ship!!

      • catreadingabook
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        171 year ago

        Casualties… 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let’s not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!

        • IninewCrow
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          81 year ago

          Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”

          Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire … falls over … another lawyer takes his place … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Man, that one guy in this cheap Star Trek knockoff looks a lot like Crichton.
    And she looks a lot like Sam from Stargate…

    Oh. Oh no…

    • Aa!
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      241 year ago

      Oh no? This is a still from one of the top two episodes of Stargate SG-1!

      If you haven’t seen 200, I highly recommend you give it a watch

  • JWBananas
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    191 year ago

    I was on a cloaked cargo ship, on a simple three-hour reconnaissance mission…

    • NaibofTabr
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      81 year ago

      Now the ship’s aground on the shore of this uncharted desert planet…

  • AphoticDev
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    151 year ago

    Legit this was one of the best episodes. Fucking hilarious.