Not entirely accurate since my bones probably have microplastics in them. Checkmate!
The real path to immortality is to convert your body into plastic, so you can slowly disintegrate and be dispersed into the great Circle of Microplastics
I think that may be plastination…?
I saw that Body’s exhibit when it came to the local science museum. That’s really cool how the bodies were preserved and the man-hours that go into just one body are wild!
Removed by mod
Plastic bag or my body?
If it makes it to the transfer station in my town, it will end up in the waste-to-energy plant. It’s not optimal but the system does treat the air it releases and the slag isn’t as toxic as coal dust. Just one of those expensive systems that’s a better use of land than to use it as a dump.
Not if I thermally depolymerize it!
sets fire to the bag so it becomes smoke and goes into the sky to become stars
Wrap me in plastic when I die so you can mummify me forever.
Someone should maybe check-in with the people who run the Chinese takeout place.
🙂
Man I haven’t seen a plastic bag going on almost a decade now. Seems so foreign.
Nah, not if I throw it into the ocean it won’t. It’s remains will flush through my media consumption damaged, but otherwise semi-functioning brain long after the waves grinded it into microplastics.
