Can you really blame Obi-Wan? He was in exile for decades on a scummy planet. You’d be grumpy too if you were surrounded by nothing but criminals and sand. In particular I heard that Tattoine sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Mos Espa? More like Mos Vespa!

…cause…cause they drive those…shitty hover Vespas…

*crickets*

Thank you! I’ll be here all week!

The Original Article from The Onion

You should see the xda namecalling spreadsheet we made for every phone brand

This is just everyone in Vermont what’s soo special about this bloke probably some shit Yorker or maybe a massive chewssit from shitnin. Fr Vermonters derog name not only nearby towns but also nearby states