Which makes me a loser. My favorite character lately is my cleric.
Dragon Disciple Sorcerer: “My great great grandpa fucked a dragon and now I can cast Fireball.”
Always thought they were the most real world relatable
Such an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings.
Plus a cascade of yomama jokes
“My great great grandma get fucked by a human and now I’m stuck in this tiny body.”
Sorcerer’s are the fantasy equivalent of someone born on third base while imagining they hit a triple.
We know we’re born on third base and we’re pretty pleased about it, thank you very much.
Bard: “Doot doot, magic flute!~”
“ Amidst coin’s clinking sound, I’d play my strings so thin, a violin’s lament, a song of pain from deep within“ screeching violin noises
I feel like Cleric and Wizard should be reversed, but maybe I’m disrespecting the amount of free labor the gods demand.
Wizard has student loans to pay off
Druid: I took a nap and know everything now.
Wild mage: where’d these four ducks come from?
I don’t get the wizard one. Explain what?