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The owners of the store at Tipton Gas Bar in Lake Cowichan, B.C., were baffled when a black bear walked in and stole a bag of gummy bears.

    • @Mostly_Gristle
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      61 year ago

      I for real thought it was from the dad jokes sub. I was super relieved when I realized it was a link to a news story about an actual bear, and not that the punchline was supposed to be that the bear was black and stole something.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Sounds bad. But black bears ate the nicest bears. Genrally just scared of people. I lived in altanta for a while. Bears entered the surrounding cities every now and then. Got stuck onnlampposts trying to avoid people. Now brown bears will fuck you up.

    • janus2
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      61 year ago

      A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. “These idiots are a good mark. They don’t know to fight back!”

  • palordrolap
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    21 year ago

    Were they sugar free and were they to help him do that thing that we often ask if bears do in the woods?

  • @ladyofthrowaway
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    11 year ago

    Maybe there was a picture of bears on the packaging and it thought that meant pet food for bears lol