• flux
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    311 year ago

    Tons of cool ZZ top facts. How about how “Master of sparks” tells the true story[1] of Billy Gibbons and his friend R.K. Bullock who with a workman, welded together a steel ball cage with a seat and seatbelt fitted inside. They placed the cage into the bed of a truck and at night, after reaching a speed of 60 miles per hour (97 km/h), on Highway 6 near Houston (also known as Jack Rabbit Road), rolled the cage out the back with the hapless narrator and friend taking a ride inside. The cage generated a tail of sparks on the road but in its crushed condition stopped rolling. Still moving at high speed, the now egg shaped cage crashed into a fence. Both occupants survived relatively unscathed and were awarded the title “Master of Sparks” by the cheering crowd.

  • @ridethisbike
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    191 year ago

    He doesn’t need a beard… He IS the beard!

    • @BleatingZombie
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      81 year ago

      Well, I hope his “significant other” feels confident enough to come out to their loved ones and find someone that’s right for them

  • *Tagger*
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    171 year ago

    This may well be the best til I’ve ever seen. Well done!

  • @RedWeasel
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    51 year ago

    So everyone has a Beard then.

  • cheesymoonshadow
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    21 year ago

    Many years ago there was a newscaster in southern California whose last name was Beard but he didn’t have a beard. I forget his first name but let’s say it was Gary. My husband and I called him Gary “I don’t have a beard because my last name is Beard” Beard and we thought it was the funniest thing.