Confused, the teacher makes him open the backpack, and he tearfully does so. Sitting in his pack, is a large orange tabby cat.

“Why did you bring your cat to school?” the teacher asked, bewildered.

“Because my dad was gonna kill it, slowly!” Johnny replies with tears in his eyes.

“What? That’s ridiculous. How do you know for sure?”

“I heard him! This morning, he said to my mom, ‘when Johnny is off to school, I’m gonna eat that pussy for hours!’”