• eric
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    7311 months ago

    I am not crazy! I know he stole those votes. I got more votes than 2016, one more than MAGA Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got those idiots at the elections commission to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That son of his! Are you telling me that Hunter just happens to be in business with Ukraine? No! He orchestrated it! Joey! And his son defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands off the children! “But not our Joey! Couldn’t be precious Joey!” And HE gets to be the president? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

  • diprount_tomato
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    3011 months ago

    “HE DEFECATED THROUGH A WHITE HOUSE WINDOW”

  • ryan213
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    1211 months ago

    I miss this show!

  • @moistclump
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    1111 months ago

    This looks like Ron Weasley’s rat that comes alive in the 3rd or 4th book. I wanna say… Peter Pedigrew?

  • @tsuica
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    811 months ago

    Wouldn’t he be happy that there are no electronics allowed?

  • @KittyCat
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    711 months ago

    You can make an non electric hand crank movie camera