• runeko
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    91 year ago

    Granted. Every time you snap your fingers, $1000 is removed from your bank account and given to some random person on the planet.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    Granted. It comes in the form of a mass of pennies, weighing about 550lbs or 250kg and is dropped on them. Your role as an extra in West Side Story causes a massacre.

    • w00
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      21 year ago

      To add to this, the pennies are moldy and gunky. It’s not USD currency but a strange mix of groshcys, Groschen, lira, yen, Franken, even 900 year old Skrupel from all over Europe…

  • @sramder
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    51 year ago

    Granted. Unfortunately it comes out of your bank account and Citybank just increased your “overdraft insurance limit” to 1 million dollars.

  • @gredo
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    41 year ago

    Granted, but everyone else loses 100$

  • DreamButt
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    31 year ago

    Granted. It can never be you

  • The Dark Lord ☑️
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    1 year ago

    Granted. You get $1k poorer and it’s only given to people who have way too much already.