chad theagenes wins even dead

The death resulted from an act of self-defense, the trial was clearly unjust

The poster was so excited about posting about it that at first they didn’t even finish reading the tale.

I want to tell OP about Diogenes

Don’t throw statues into the water or you’ll be cursed. Looking at you, Hanshin Tigers fans.

Never would have figured Chuck Norris had Greek ancestry. The more you know