• 💡dim
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    62 years ago

    Red Bull wins

    Someone crashes into a wall

    There are three yellow flags

    Ferrari cause at least one of them

    Ferrari use the yellow flag to do the opposite to what everyone else does

    George Russel causes at least one crash (bonus points if its Hamilton)

  • @[email protected]
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    62 years ago

    Ham-Bot-Ver

    Sorry… habit…

    Ver-Lec-Ham ? one can dream Ferrari can not screw up one race.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        Dreams are typically a goal, I’m sure Charles has a dream of getting to a good team some day.

  • @jugalator
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    2 years ago

    My first race week on Lemmy instead! \m/ Let’s see how following the race will work out here live. I’ll miss the live threads but hey it’s a small thing to leave in the big picture.

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    2 years ago

    Verstappen P1

    Hamilton P2

    Alonso P3

    • MayTheBananaBeWithYo
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      72 years ago

      That is quite the prediction. I just don’t see how any of that is possible. /s

      On top of that, I predict Tsunoda in P11, either by finishing there or getting a random penalty that knocks him into it lol

      • @bobsuk
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        22 years ago

        How long can the FIA keep the meme alive?

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    42 years ago

    Max pole/win

    both Mercedes drivers will finish above Aston. I think Mercedes upgrades have put their car above Aston and I don’t see Aston out-developing Mercedes going forward.

    Ferrari will continue to struggle, but Charles will at least qualify in the top 3

    Yuki earns some decent points for the team and rumors of De Vries being replaced will intensify after he finishes P15

    Albon P10

  • @PhotographerM
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    42 years ago

    I predict Ferrari mess up on strategy, Alonso looks like he could win but doesn’t, and Max leads every lap.

  • BaggySpandex
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    32 years ago
    • Alonso P2 in Quali, PP3 finish.
    • Alpine will bork it and finish with only one car at P8.
    • Yuki finishes P10 but gets dropped for unsafe release or something out of his control.
    • Perez disappoints with P4 finish. Lewis P2.
    • I will get a bad sunburn because I forgot to put on sunscreen.
    • @SatouKazuma
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      22 years ago

      It’s such a shame that AlphaTauri consistently manage to give Yuki what’s basically a shitbox. He makes AT look so much better than they deserve. I’d love to see him move on to a bigger team (e.g., RB, Merc, or Ferrari) where he’d have a chance to really demonstrate his skills unimpeded.

      • @crshbndct
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        12 years ago

        I can see them moving him up to replace Checo. He’s had a couple of shockingly bad races and they probably don’t want the drama of him thinking he can beat Max.

  • @NESysadmin
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    32 years ago

    Ver-Per-Alo or it gets cancelled because Canada is on fire.

  • @NotQuiteAncient
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    32 years ago

    i thought Verstappen already won the 2023 Canadian GP???

  • TSMKFailOP
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    22 years ago

    My predictions:

    • Max gets pole from Alonso and Hamilton
    • Stroll podium at his home race
    • A Williams in the points
    • Ferrari struggle to beat the Alpines
    • Tsunoda P8
    • @mjhagen
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      12 years ago

      Stroll podium after Nando lets him pass.

  • @MetalAirship
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    22 years ago

    Max has to DNF at some point, right? Right??

    • TSMKFailOP
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      22 years ago

      Idk. Max is literally running at like 60% capacity most races so I doubt his components are getting worn out at all.

  • @ThiccSemperTyrannis
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    12 years ago

    Checo may need to pack some hiking boots this year, just to be safe. I want my papaya boys to do well but good gosh, things are looking dire.