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Honestly I’m excited to become an uncle. You can parent with way less responsibility. I imagine being a grandpa is even better because the fucks you give become less and less the older you get
The Canada Goose is lucky it got a good name and a spot on our money because if they got named Cobra Chicken it probably wouldn’t be illegal to strangle one.
Nah I’m more of an opiates guy myself.
For me nothing beats the feeling of outsmarting my dog.
All I know is the first time one of these mfers tries to come at me I’m grabbing it by the neck and using it’s body as a club against it’s friends
Sure but it’s no choking the chicken.
Long ducks. Water turkeys. Cobra chickens. … I fantasize about bravely protecting children in the park from them.
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