• lol3droflxp
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    5011 months ago

    No “vegetarian” animal will refuse some protein if it gets the opportunity, cows and horses love bird’s nests from time to time. Hippos actually eat a lot of meat, sometimes more than they can digest.

    • NielsBohron
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      3211 months ago

      As I learned from my biologist colleague, there is no such thing as an obligate herbivore. That cute little bunny would literally eat your face off if it came across your corpse.

      As has been noted throughout recorded history, nature is fucking metal.

      • @CitizenKong
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        1011 months ago

        Especially if said bunny is the dreaded rabbit of Caerbannog.

        • NielsBohron
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          111 months ago

          With sharp, pointy teeth!

    • oo1
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      911 months ago

      humans too.
      i think if you attribute car killings to humans they beat mosquitos by a decent margin.

      • @ozymandias117
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        1111 months ago

        Maybe? Cars in the US kill like 40,000 people a year; mosquitoes kill like 725,000 people a year

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah but 1.35 million die globally from car crashes, far more than mosquitoes kill.

          • @ozymandias117
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            411 months ago

            Interesting. That was more than I expected when looking at like China/India/US

            That looks like the official number, though. I thought mosquito deaths were being underestimated

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              511 months ago

              Well we have gotten the number down significantly over the last century or so

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            311 months ago

            Yeah, but mosquitoes have a much bigger head start, and we’ve significantly reduced mosquito related deaths in the last century. Over the last 250,000 years even cars don’t come close yet.

  • @Omgarm
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    1511 months ago

    They’re pure hatred consensed in a chubby river horse.

      • @beebarfbadger
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        411 months ago

        The same. They would be the same angry but the angry per kilogram would be much higher, rendering them almost as angry per kilogram as a chihuahua.

        • @Everythingispenguins
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          311 months ago

          I don’t know, I have this theory where when the smaller container leaders to an increases in anger at a greater rate then the decrease in size. The angry bounces around more because of the smaller volume. This leads for the angry to increase because of the increased pressure in the container. I think this is part of Robert Boyle’s foundational work.

  • Flying Squid
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    1311 months ago

    I too hate you but don’t want to eat you. I’m also fat.

    Am I a hippo?

    • @edgemaster72
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      2311 months ago

      Are you hungry? Like, hungry hungry?

      • @rifugee
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        1111 months ago

        I’m just high enough for this to be absolutely fucking hilarious! Thanks, for this!