• @Jiggle_Physics
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    841 year ago

    Had an English teacher that did this. Once asked if I could go to the bathroom and he replied with this statement. So I said “Not if you don’t let me.” He rolled his eyes and called me a smart ass, like he wasn’t. Yoi, I hated that guy.

  • @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    Funnily enough, assuming that Vampires can only enter a house if they are invited, being able and allowed to enter the house are, in this case, equivalent.

    • @ickplantOP
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      101 year ago

      Found the real English teacher.

    • @uranibaba
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      21 year ago

      Would not asking if one can come in ask if it is possible or not, i.e. if the one is invited or not. So to ask “can I come in” is not to ask for permission, only what is possible and not, thus not the same?

      Can I come in? => Have I been invited?
      May I come in? => Can I have an invitation?

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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    1 year ago

    “If I was a werewolf I would fuck you up.”
    “If you were a werewolf …”

    • @mcz
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      91 year ago

      A waswolf

  • @[email protected]
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    111 year ago

    The worst thing about this is that the English teacher is wrong too - common usage dictates that this is a perfectly acceptable form of request.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    The vampire’s ability to enter (whether he can come in) depends on his permission to enter (whether he may come in). So he’s right.

  • credit crazy
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    51 year ago

    Imagine if vampires could only suck the blood of victims that verbally allow them resulting in them loyering everyone to let them eat people