• @Zehzin
      11•1 year ago

      Lot’s family: Wack.

    • @Thranduil
      4•1 year ago

      Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

      • @[email protected]
        3•1 year ago

        I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn’t do genocide fast enough

  • @Shard
    30•1 year ago

    You forgot to say Astaghfirullah before each session.

    It works the same way as no homo.

  • @EnderMB
    21•1 year ago

    This has all the makings of a hit movie. It’s basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

    • @tacosupreme
      9•1 year ago

      Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

  • ivanafterall
    -1•1 year ago

    I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who’s to blame.