• @[email protected]
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    5311 months ago

    Just make sure it’s RFC 2324 compliant. You don’t want it throwing any HTTP 418 error messages.

    • @[email protected]
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      3411 months ago

      TIL about error 418:

      “I’m a teapot This server is a teapot, and it cannot brew coffee.”

      Apparently it was originally added as an April fools joke way back in 1998 but technically it is a valid error message that sites can actually use!

      • @themusicman
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        Sites can use anything - they’re just numbers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Nibodhika
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      311 months ago

      I came to post exactly this!

  • @UtMan1988
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    2211 months ago

    Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

    RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can’t stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

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      2011 months ago

      Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you’d like a coffee. It’s the best damn thing you’ve ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it’s around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        111 months ago

        I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It’s the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

        It’s not a coffee but it’s close enough.

          • Resol van Lemmy
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            111 months ago

            I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I’m with my family.

              • Resol van Lemmy
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                211 months ago

                Oh.

                I’ve tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

                • @kittenzrulz123
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                  111 months ago

                  I personally prefer KDE Plasma for the customizability

      • LunchOP
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        311 months ago

        Hahaha good one 😅

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      511 months ago

      Arch is third wave single origin that can only be fully appreciated by hand-grinding the beans and using a Chemex pour over preparation method.

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      211 months ago

      Debian would be like precisely made drip coffee. Really consistent taste, very little variation, always good.

  • @uis
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    1711 months ago

    418 I’m a teapot

  • @[email protected]
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    1411 months ago

    It’s just a sticker right, or does a coffee machine really need an OS, I’m a little bit confused 😅

    • @[email protected]
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      511 months ago

      that is a moccamaster machine so i think it has only simple electronics. i would be surprised if there were even a small microcontroller in that machine.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        511 months ago

        There isn’t. It’s one of the simplest coffee makers out there, also one of the nicest and most reliable, hence the $300 price tag.

    • LunchOP
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      411 months ago

      Sorry to ruin your dreams… It’s _just_a sticker 😢

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      Drinking coffee from my Moccamaster as I type 👌

      Only drip machine I’ve found that can rival a good Ole fashioned pourover