I hope I don’t have to explain this one. No, NASA is not fighting Russia. It’s just vatnik cope

  • @[email protected]
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    4211 months ago

    See they are part of the elite orbital drop troops that is a joint Airborne/NASA unit, with a specific mandate to spread Satanism.

    /s for the chuds.

    • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚OP
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      This is exact conversation I had with Joe. I’m like send in the Marines and he just says “No! We’re sending the National Association of Satanic Americans”. Then he put on his aviators, praised the Dark Lord and left the room. How do I even respond to that??

    • @NOT_RICK
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      711 months ago

      Shh, we’re not supposed to talk about the ODSTs

    • @[email protected]
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      611 months ago

      Welp, pack it up guys, gals and nonbinary pals. They found out ‘Murica’s evil plan to spread Satanism and gayness

    • @wwaxen
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      411 months ago

      Upvote for chuds. Almost downvote for not C.H.U.D.s but it’s progress.

  • @[email protected]M
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    3111 months ago

    Ukrainian losses: 17 HIMARS, 84 Storm Shadows, 37 F16, 169 MIM 104 Patriot, 2137 M1A1 Abrams and one space marine

    • FaceDeer
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      Why even mention the two thousand Abrams tanks you destroyed if you managed to take out a Space Marine?? That’s murder, arson, and jaywalking territory.

      • @Maalus
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        211 months ago

        Removed by mod

  • @shalafi
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    1911 months ago

    LOL, those came of Etsy. SOURCE: I buy patches off Etsy.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      How did he not get raided by the FSB for ordering a patriotic US flag patch from the internet? Ruzzia’s back to the cold war as it is

    • @[email protected]M
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      211 months ago

      No shame in your game, my second hand SpaceX patches live on polo shirts I wear in my adult lady life.

  • @SkyezOpen
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    1111 months ago

    Not to mention wrong way black trimmed flag. Punisher skull could be believable.

    • @[email protected]
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      1911 months ago

      The Punisher skull is a symbol of being an edgelord which transcends national boundaries.

  • @[email protected]M
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    911 months ago

    Someone is still selling chinese trash to Russian teenagers, not eliminating tmu and al**ba drop shippers will be remembered as our greatest failure. Time to surrender. Put a gaudy, three striped windbreaker on the Lincoln statue. It’s ovah.