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𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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      You’ve never licked the beaters?

      Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

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          Whatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?

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      • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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        Or an Iron Maiden?

        I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          not a prisoner but a free (wo)man

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

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      I weep for you

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    If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there’s a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

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      You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

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        Yeah, I love kissing, but I don’t want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I’d rather just be alone forever.

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          If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

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    “Kiss”

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      yeah this is the PG version of “where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?”

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        Ask that pudding cup

        👁️👃👁️
        👅

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      A special kiss

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        Australian kiss, “Down Under”

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    said no one ever lmao I’m lonely

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    Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

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    https://youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA

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      I knew this would be in the comments

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    When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

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      Why?

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        Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

        Ahh screw it… Get the torches and pitchforks!

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          No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.

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