• @ummthatguy
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    6411 months ago

    He ain’t called “partially functional” Data.

  • @ClarkDoom
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    11 months ago

    Because he’s fully functional.

  • @RojoSanIchiban
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    Guys… Data doesn’t have nipples.

    (I know it’s Lore but they’re identical, shut up!)

    Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

  • Snot Flickerman
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    11 months ago

    The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.

  • Cylusthevirus
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    I know it’s a meme but there’s an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

    • IninewCrow
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      1211 months ago

      Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.

    • lorez
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      111 months ago

      And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong

  • IninewCrow
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    2311 months ago

    Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

    Personal screen explodes

    • @EmpathicVagrant
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      1511 months ago

      Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

      • IninewCrow
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        1311 months ago

        Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

  • @[email protected]
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    911 months ago

    There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question