• @chemical_cutthroat
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    241 year ago

    I blame Jamie Oliver. Not for any particular reason, I just don’t like the guy.

  • GratefullyGodless
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    171 year ago

    How do they tell the difference between parasite induced diarrhea and normal English cooking induced diarrhea?

  • @kitb
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    1 year ago

    and scientists don’t know why

    The article quite clearly explains that it’s a parasite outbreak.

    • @warmaster
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      161 year ago

      But why is the parasite doing this ? The parasite community must answer for their crimes.

  • @supernicepojo
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    61 year ago

    Sorry, my fault. I was just on holiday all over GB. I will be leaving tomorrow and taking my severe IBS on the plane with me to torture Germany with. PS your toilet paper sucks.

      • @supernicepojo
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        11 year ago

        After all the hype of the bidet being available in Europe, I have yet to find one. I was disappointed about that which coloured my opinion about the paper. Also, I got poo on my finger after a very long day at a pub in Leicester.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    I like how it calls the illness “Crypto”, then like to imagine it’s an article about Bitcoin etc.

    “Crypto is caused by inadvertently ingesting faecal matter”

    “Most people recover from crypto without needing treatment”

    • MedicsOfAnarchy
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      21 year ago

      So if you ingest faecal matter on purpose, you’re safe. Good to know. /s

  • @KISSmyOS
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    11 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • @MotoAsh
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      31 year ago

      It’s OK, it matches the rest of the mass extinction we’re causing.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Most people are also deficient in nutritional fibre, which is essential for gut bacteria to thrive. Caused mainly by a lack of quality plant foods in diets.