I propose we play a new game! I’m not sure how it’ll pan out, but it’s worth a shot! Let’s write an episode of Frasier, one line at a time! Now I say episode, but let’s just start with an opening scene for now. If it’s a success, we can do more!

This could get messy so here are some rules to start:

  1. We’ll add 1 new line each day
  2. Top comment will get added to the scene!
  3. Lines can include: a. A spoken line by a character (or perhaps a short exchange between a few characters to speed things up) b. A stage direction c. Relevant scene details

The first line will be decided Thursday, June 29 at 9:00pm EST.

I’ll start by setting the scene:

After a surprise snowstorm, Seattle is snowed in! Niles has separated from Maris and is spending some time at his brother’s apartment for company. He and Frasier are in the kitchen, Martin and Eddie are watching TV, and Daphne is doing a puzzle at the table.

There is a knock at the door…

Okay, I’m seeing a tie for the top two comments so I’ll incorporate them both!

  • @BryonyPlatoEnglish
    4•1 year ago

    “Lilith! What are you doing here?” announced Frasier.

    “Well this explains the cold front,” Niles muttered.

  • @OutrageousUmpireEnglish
    4•1 year ago

    Martin: “Daphne, would you mind getting that?”

    Daphne: “Hold on, hold on. I’ve just about put London Bridge back together.”

  • @dutchkimbleEnglish
    2•1 year ago

    It’s the neighbour, saying some lady in a red coat knocked on his door and left a small package for a Niles Crane with him. She seemed to be in quite a rush, and didn’t wait to hear that it’s the wrong apartment. While leaving, she dropped an earring as well…