• dumples
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      601 year ago

      Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.

  • dumples
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    271 year ago

    My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

      • hrimfaxi_work
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        41 year ago

        I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

        • @[email protected]
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          That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

  • Dale
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    201 year ago

    Low key would love to be a garden hermit

  • @Shotgun_Alice
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    151 year ago

    Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

  • Domille
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    101 year ago

    would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment… unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.