I’m a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she “peached herself”. If it’s poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she “pooched herself” or my personal favorite, “she bricked her britches”.
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Baking brownies, or sprung a leak.
We all know that situation where poop exits the back of the diaper and runs up the spine to the shoulder blades. What we have here is a Failure To Contain.
I don’t know if there’s an official name for those but my wife calls them “blowouts”. Failure to contain does have a certain gravitas to it.