OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
The fucked up thing is there really are still fundamentalists (“trad wife”, “husband is king of the household” type people), including some women, who believe that women should not be allowed to vote. My high school girlfriend turned into one after she went to college in eastern Kentucky.
nottheonion except it is satire.
More Satire from the Borowitz Report
Onion on the loose folks. Make sure to mock anyone who bites it.
Oh I ate it for sure, it took me getting to the bottom and seeing that “more satire” line, and it’s a damned good thing it was in maxi font.
Prepare for more whining about how feminism is destroying our nation, while the people doing the whining do their damnedest to destroy our nation while working with all of our worst enemies to do so, all in the name of greed, power, and control.
Yikes. What next…
The blacks? Or the gays?
