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    541 year ago

    Ice cream should make whatever fate awaits him better. Dying while eating ice cream seems like one of the more pleasant ways.

    • @ladicius
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      241 year ago

      Maybe he will die of diabetes?

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        61 year ago

        That is a possibility, but $5 of ice cream isn’t enough to do most people any damage, although I suppose it could be the start of diabetes.

        • Dandroid
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          71 year ago

          Diabetes isn’t even caused by sugar. You’re at higher risk of getting diabetes if you are obese, which you can become if you regularly overindulge on sugar. But you aren’t going to get diabetes just because you drowned your sorrows in ice cream one time.

    • @hansl
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      71 year ago

      The fortune teller needs to run two sets of telling; one where she gives him back his money and one where she keeps it and lie to him. And maybe a control group for good measure.

  • @abbotsbury
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    421 year ago

    Four panels and somehow only two facial expressions

    • SonnyVabitch
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      71 year ago

      Godwin’s law is stronger than any of Newton’s.

  • meseek #2982
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    21 year ago

    I think working the last panel back into the fortune tellers reaction would have given it a stronger punchline.

    Instead of ice cream, “She gave me my money back! Looks like it’s time for those sky diving lessons!”

    Give it some predestination vibes

    • RBG
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      71 year ago

      Nah, 5 dollars won’t buy you those lessons but it will buy you ice cream.

      • Nepenthe
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        31 year ago

        $5 will buy you the kind of lessons that will earn that reaction

    • Match!!
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      61 year ago

      five bucks! time to try seafood for the first time :3