That seems like a lot of work for not that much more payoff than just hiring a couple of meth heads to do the same thing.
But you get a gorilla friend.
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Before I leave the bullshit below I want to say I’m not a scientist.
Would adrenaline not be fast acting? It seems like a Wile E. Coyote setup. You inject the gorilla with adrenaline and then get ripped apart as the ex just meep meeps through the window.
Going through all of this setup just to manually inject a gorilla with adrenaline like some kind of idiot?
No, you deliver it via blowgun from your driver seat.
100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You’ll need a wide ass blowgun, and it’s unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.
The solution? A second gorilla who’s been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.
Get some chimps to train the gorillas and you’re cruising
You could also overdose them with ADHD meds. 30 Ritalin xrs ought to do the trick
that’s where a dart gun comes into play
Theoretically, there is a 0.00% chance of this backfiring. Theoretically.
Theoretically, the difference between theory and practice is smaller than in practice
Also sometimes stated as: In theory, there is no difference between practice and theory. In practice, there is.
This is the way anon, if you have beef with anyone, follow these steps. If they end up being torn in half by your gym gorilla, they had it coming.
theoretically the gorilla could realize that his ex was the real alpha of this situation.
the gorilla would then become the victim faster than he could beat his own chest.
the ex’s abuse towards this already abused yet jacked gorilla could also theoretically make a situation where the gorilla goes back to his gym-house to find OP and beat his ass for putting him through all that shit for nothing.
