• IninewCrowEnglish
    18•10 months ago

    Prepares to violently grab the cat by the neck, his Daqtagh in his other hand, tears welling up in his eyes …

    I CAN’T!!! THERE IS NO HONOR!!!

    cat rolls over, stretches, changes position and snuggles in closer and tighter

    YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

    car purrs and hums loudly

    • @EmpathicVagrantEnglish
      15•10 months ago

      There is no greater honor than letting our great feline overlords nap on us.

  • SmuuthbraneEnglish
    12•10 months ago

    There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.