“And now off to turn all the children gay!”

I hate when I forget my gay agenda and have to fuck women.

Wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles…

That’s not where I keep my gay agenda.

I prefer the queer wall of haphazard post-its over the gay agenda but I’ll be the first to admit it doesn’t travel welll.

“Oh, darn it, I forgot my chai.”

This is the holy-shit-who-keeps-their-keys-in-their-breast-pocket agenda. I’m all for inclusivity and harmony, but we need guardrails. What happens when you aren’t wearing a jacket or a shirt with pockets? WHAT HAPPENS

what psychopath puts it in this order

it’s “keys, phone, wallet” 🥴