Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore the galaxy, but just in time to watch City lose points to Chelski and post dank memes.
Chelsea v M. City - 11:30 AM EST/4:30 PM BST
Alright, off to see some people ride old timey bikes, hopefully we see 4 more goals apiece and a few red cards sprinkled in for good measure
Wow, gotta love Dias miming the yellow card and not getting booked. I forgot those kinds of rules are only applied to Arsenal players.
Wish I was up to watch that game, would’ve been a treat. Hopefully a similar result when they play pool in a couple of weeks.
Hoo boy. We got a game on our hands
Dollar Store Guendouzi fucking it up again
Sterling on a revenge tour
The other Silva equalizes!
Good header, but too many bodies in the box
Oooof, not too far wide from Foden, may it continue
Siiiiiigh
That was actually a really good attack from Chelsea, I’m surprised
AHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha get fucked, Doku. Don’t pursue a career in sales
Ooooo dangerous heading in the box for City.
Ooooof that’s a nice turnover to be fair… but it comes to nothing