• Otter
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    1910 months ago

    Done, it will snow tomorrow.

    Somewhere 🐧

  • @Candelestine
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    710 months ago

    Done. The snow is yellow … for some reason. It may or may not smell funny.

  • @Zoboomafoo
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    610 months ago

    Done, you still have to shovel

    • @Crackhappy
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      410 months ago

      Oh man, that’d be the worst.

  • @[email protected]
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    510 months ago

    Done. For 24 hours, snow falls in thick, heaving flurries around the entire globe, covering every available surface with at least 6 feet of snow. Most life on Earth freezes or succumbs to hunger or dehydration. The human race survives in trace remnants in scattered locations along the equator, but it is doubtful they will survive more than a few weeks without any plant or animal life to sustain them, and even if any potential survivors managed to band together, without enough people to maintain the electrical and mechanical infrastructure of now-empty cities and a desperate subsistence living, it will be centuries at best before any sort of civilization reemerges.

  • ekZepp
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    10 months ago

    Granted

    Tomorrow will snow. And will never stop snowing again.

  • livus
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    110 months ago

    Granted. I hope you like the movie Snowpiercer because this is your life now.