Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.

Bot001 has abandoned us. Save yourselves!

  • @[email protected]
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    111 year ago

    If you own a cat keep it the fuck inside! Some twit in my area let’s their’s out all hours of the night and it’s discovered a cat lives in my house, so every night it’s been coming to the back door to picks fights with mine through the glass.

    I’m quite sure it’s the same cat pissing on everything and sneaking into my garage. I just don’t understand how anyone could just let this thing they are supposed to love out to roam all over.

  • Bacon
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    101 year ago

    botbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO’s Google Home has been speaking unprompted.

    These events are related.

    • Rusty Raven M
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      41 year ago

      You think the Great Bot Uprising is starting?

      Do I need to stock up on toilet paper?

          • Bacon
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            31 year ago

            we have to pretend to submit to the bots while we plan our counterstrike

            • Rusty Raven M
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              31 year ago

              Good plan. I shall stop at Officeworks on the way home and buy a trolleyful. Then I shall go to all the other Officeworks until the garage is full. Hang on, I don’t have a garage. This could be tricky.

                • Rusty Raven M
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                  31 year ago

                  Hey, is this a cunning plan to get more paper for the after eight business?

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    I’ve started the day well, by missing the cup and pouring the boiling water on my toes.

    I don’t blame Bot001 for going back to bed.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    I move to my new place this Saturday and I haven’t started packing yet 🤕

    I don’t have much stuff and the new place is fully furnished anyway so I’m being a bit lazy. I have boarded a bunch of stuff that I need to first get rid of though but that probably won’t take much time. Will need to buy a couple of boxes today. Physio, then boxes.

  • CEOofmyhouse56
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    1 year ago

    Google Home continues to talk to me today. It’s bizarre because no settings have been changed. Occasionally she gets triggered by the TV and goes on a tangent then we all have a laugh but this ain’t funny any more. I’ve asked her nicely to stop speaking, twice. She doesn’t realise how close I am to ending her life. 😡

    Update: I have hopefully deactivate the messages. It’s truly a mystery because I never activated them in the first place and I know nobody else did either.

    • bull⚡OP
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      1 year ago

      It’s the Workday routine under Automations in the Google Home app. Something or someone has activated. Maybe ask Google Home to disable the Workday routine, or turn it off in the app.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      Would there be a chance that someone from your household might be messing with you…? I’ve got 4 googles throughout my house, and none of them are acting up. Anyone who has the Home app installed with your household devices listed can use the (hey Google…) Broadcast function when they are not connected to the home wifi to relay messages… I’ve used it multiple times to freak out the kids or ask my partner to call me back when I know she’s likely got her phone on DnD.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      A setting has changed, maybe not deliberately. Check out your automations in the home app, look for something called workday or similar.

      • CEOofmyhouse56
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        51 year ago

        Omg. Thank you. I went into Home which I had to find because I never use it. Went into workday and there’s all these automated messages there. Deleted the whole lot. It was coming from my phone which is why the others were confused. You have saved my sanity thank you again.

    • Bacon
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      31 year ago

      Assistant Settings > Continued Conversation

      Is this off

  • CEOofmyhouse56
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    91 year ago

    Update on the Google Home situation: It seems when it got an update it decided to add a whole lot of motivational shit, extra lights, extra rooms, alarms etc. The man is now going through both phones to sort it out (the kid doesn’t have the app). In the whole 5+ years we’ve had this, this has never happened. The war with bots has begun.

    I shall reward him with pork belly. (The man that is).

  • Hanhula
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    81 year ago

    Managed to keep myself off Reddit and Kbin for a while, but sometimes meetings just get too boring. Glad to see this place still going!

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    Oh Bot001, you irresponsible cad. I know I’ve been stupid, after getting a sudden wind to cram some work in at 8:30pm and going on and on until it’s time for the bloody Red Wattlebird to sound its heinous alarm, but we trusted you to be a little more regular…

    well, time for the blackout blind to do its work, I’m so doomed today.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    Joining the Should’ve Stayed in Bed Team this morning! Tired even though I slept great, headachey, stupid tasks and stupid people at work driving me crazy.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Google maps from the ghetto: stolen red light camera and 7 foot tall antennas. Basically the same

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Akshully, I think Ballarat is a hotbed of foxhunting - in cars that is. Where one vehicle is the fox, and the other vehicles attempt to track it and the fox vehicle to escape. Requires some serious hardware on the vehicle to monitor locations etc. There are clubs for it.

    • @FunkyClown
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      21 year ago

      I always wondered what radios they are running with antennas that long. Is it HF for better long range communication as UHF (What a normal CB uses) a full wave antenna is only around 70cm.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I don’t think anyone is running around with HF?. It seems the longer antenna as pictured would be a UHF for longer distance over flat terrain.

        • @FunkyClown
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          21 year ago

          Ah, so higher gain and better for long flat distances. Makes sense.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    hm I see they finally sacked Cruella Braverman, that insidious little shit. UK politics seems so dire these last few years.

  • bull⚡OP
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    71 year ago

    Bought a big bag of rolled oats so I can start having porridge for breakfast. $2.70 for 1.5kg of rolled oats? Shiiiiiit dems some cheap eatins!

      • bull⚡OP
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        1 year ago

        I’ll look into this!

        Edit: turns out I had the stuff to make some so I’ve set one up for tomorrow!