Chris Pratt continues his quest to voice every animated character.
“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white…uh, uh…guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.”
“Geez, Garfield, that’s…you know, y-you’re pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake.”
“I don’t give a fuck. I’m Gar-fucking-field, bitch!”
Why am I reading this in Rick and Morty’s voices?
“Hey, Rick, you know, di-did they use Ian Cardoni for this? Sounds a lot like Ian Cardoni.”
“No, Morty, it’s Justin Roiland. In this reality, he’s not an abusive creep.”
Jesus Christ. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this.
I donno, the trailer doesn’t show any of the whit from the source. Just jokes about over eating and getting kicked off train… Where’s the thought provoking stuff and the inner monologue?
The only good iteration of Garfield is Garfield minus Garfield
But my personal favourite is when he’s replaced with a real cat
Again?
Bill Waterson didn’t give out the rights to Calvin and Hobbes just so Jim Davis could plaster Garfield everywhere. Equivalent exchange. 😥
