Three of them look like they did seven 12’s in in a 5 day 40 hour week.
Then you have bottom right in an instagram pose to promote their only fans.
I want to get a spatula and flip them
Who knew they could get so flat, lol
Follow-up question: why do they do it?
Much like a human baby, their heads are too heavy to support on their own. Once they are big enough, they’ll sleep sitting up. Their leg muscles are designed in a way that their tendons will keep them locked into their branch of choice while they sleep until they actively let go.
It’s always something new with these motherfuckers.
Owls sleep like they’ve pounded a fifth of Jack Daniel’s at a party earlier in the evening.
“It’s always something new with these motherfuckers” - someone about owls in a screenshot.
AJA
