1. Big sensual eye, is capable of appreciating your unique beauty.

2. Long eylashes, very sexy and protects the eye from dirt and dust so it doesn’t have to blink as much giving you more time to stare longingly into it.

3. Luscious lips. Just look at them!

4. Impressively dexterous tongue can french-kiss like no other.

5. Is employed.

6. Is green.

How is there not a /c/DemEyesDoe yet?..

Wait he was supposed to be ugly?