• Bleeping Lobster
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    6410 months ago

    Yeah, incredibly harmful to his profits and chance of further peerages. Fuck off to Singapore and stay there ye blustery old cunt, no one wants your overpriced vacuum cleaners.

    Henry Hoover for life

    • Blue and Orange
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      1710 months ago

      Who would win?

      An expensive, cordless, slick modern vacuum cleaner with LED lights

      Or

      One smiling sucky sucky boi

    • GreatAlbatrossM
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      1410 months ago

      I love my Henrys. Beautifully simple, made in Somerset, and if they do break, every part can be swapped in 30s without tools.

      • Bleeping Lobster
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        710 months ago

        Didn’t know they were made in Somerset, my love for them grows

        • @PaulieDied
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          510 months ago

          There was an episode of “inside the factory“ about Henry. Worth a watch if you can find it

    • @[email protected]
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      1010 months ago

      Hetty Hoover here, slightly smaller and pink - oo-er - but £40 cheaper. Just as good.

      Just wish I’d bought one years ago and saved myself a small fortune in vacuum cleaners.

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        We’ve got a Hetty and a Henry, one for the house and one for the garage. I haven’t managed to get them to breed successfully, although they will both probably outlive me anyway so I don’t really need another.

        • Bleeping Lobster
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          710 months ago

          If I knew you irl I would SO be making a baby hoover and hiding it next to your current hoovers

    • @[email protected]
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      410 months ago

      Lupe is really good. Created by ex Dyson engineers who fucked off start their own company. Bonus that one of them is an EU citizen as well.

  • Blue and Orange
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    4510 months ago

    Those who claim to “believe in Britain” are often falling over themselves trying to leave.

    Sucks to be called out as a hypocrite.

  • HeartyBeast
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    Hopefully this will Streisand Effect the issue that Dyson is, indeed a hypocritical arsehole.

    See also how he milked UK taxpayer money to develop electric car batteries and then … didn’t.

  • @MrNesser
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    2410 months ago

    If the shoe fits

  • DrSleepless
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    2410 months ago

    Aww did the leopards eat your face?

  • Treczoks
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    To his profits, or what? He decided to march to the tune of the Leave lies. And then he again decided to basically flee the country for profits.

    • GreatAlbatrossM
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      410 months ago

      Coming up next: Presenter complains to court that people bringing offenses to light is devastating to their career.

  • @fluxion
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    1410 months ago

    “Objection! This is devastating to my case!”

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    Those Dyson hand dryers are terrible. They’re so noisy they really hurt my ears. I don’t know why people buy his stuff.

    • @thehatfox
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      1610 months ago

      Marketing. Expensive over-engineered solutions to non-existent problems promoted as luxury.

      Some of those hand driers turned out to be a health hazard, and a Henry is far better hoover.

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              • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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                210 months ago

                They’d presumably be mounted high enough on the wall that you’d need a stepladder to reach it with your todger and that might be a bit obvious. However, the establishment might want to institute an “all basketball players must be accompanied to the gents” policy.

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    • Hillock
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      Dyson built their reputation with the bagless vacuum cleaners. Which were amazing back in the day (because they were the only bagless ones).

      And that wave of success carries them to this day.

      • smoothbrain coldtakes
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        110 months ago

        I bought a bagless Dirt Devil a few weeks ago as a replacement and it works better than the Dyson we used to have.

  • Destide
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    510 months ago

    If you act like a cunt, expect people to call you a… altogether children

  • Treczoks
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    210 months ago

    In the wake of what he has done to his country, it can’t be harmful enough to his “reputation”.

  • @Etterra
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    210 months ago

    Well I’m sure he’ll be able to bandage his wounds with rolls of the cash he’s exploited out of the people.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      010 months ago

      I don’t think there are any cases of exploitation from Dyson. As much as I think he is a shithouse for what he did over Brexit, this claim has nothing to back it up AFAIK.

      • ChouxFleur
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        310 months ago

        If you’re a billionaire you’re exploiting people - It’s literally impossible to become a billionaire without exploiting others.