I normally don’t post goofy stuff, but I’m finding Australian local news has a very dry and self depricating humor I enjoy.

Article from UPI

A new South Wales, Australia, man attempted to keep birds away from his cat’s food with a homemade owl sculpture, but “accidentally made a magpie god.”

Giulio Cuzzilla said he learned that magpies can be deterred with owl sculptures, but he didn’t want to spend a lot of money on one, so he made his own out of paper mache and feathers.

“I now know it doesn’t really look like an owl, but a dead cat rather,” Cuzzilla wrote in a comment under his TikTok video.

He said the magpies initially seemed to fear his sculpture, but they eventually started to approach it and engage in behaviors Cuzzilla said seemed like “worship.”

“I accidentally made a magpie god,” he wrote.

Gisela Kaplan, an emeritus professor in animal behavior at the University of New England, said the magpies in the video aren’t actually showing deference to the owl sculpture, they are making territorial calls to try to scare it away.

Cuzzilla said the magpie god’s reign came to an end when a storm dismantled the idol. He said he has now grown a fondness for the magpies.

“When you observe their antics, you can’t help but find them quite cute,” he wrote. “We even named one of the babies Ricky.”

  • anon6789OP
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    7 months ago

    Magpies are corvids, like crows, ravens, and jays.

    Edit: it turns out Australian Magpies are just named after (European) magpies because they look similar to them. Above is a European Magpie, so ignore that for this story, but it’s still pretty do in leaving it up. Plus it died the differences to the Australian Magpie.

    Australian Magpies are just black and white without the glossy sheen and are not corvids.

      • anon6789OP
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        67 months ago

        Thank you!

        Aussie and Kiwi animals always seem to trick me. 😢

        I’m trying to learn about the continent better, I swear!

        • @[email protected]
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          37 months ago

          I love corvids. And even if Australian magpies are not corvids, they are awesome! They are beautiful birds, have a nice acoustic repertoire, are smart, curious, and playful. If I lived in Australia, I’d try to befriend some. I regularly visit a murder of crows nearby. And I have a magpie and two eurasian jays who visit my balcony regularly to get some unsalted roasted peanuts :)

          • anon6789OP
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            37 months ago

            I was surprised to hear they were kept as songbirds. I’ll have to check out what sounds they make.

            I have some blue jay friends that come by every day to grab some peanuts in the shell. I love those guys!

        • livus
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          It’s really weird because when I was a kid I read northern hemisphere books about things like magpies and opossums only to discover later they were talking about some totally different thing to what I was imagining.

          Cue me in Europe, “what is that amazing exotic bird with the long tail?”

          • anon6789OP
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            37 months ago

            Oh wow, that possum is really different!

            American Opossum

            Australian Possum

            I’m a fan of the opossum. Like the vulture, I feel a lot of people overlook all the cool things they do because they aren’t traditionally cute animals.

            • @x4740N
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              Australian possums killed my parents papaya tree so I have a love hate relationship with them

              • anon6789OP
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                17 months ago

                Papayas are good, I would be upset too.

                Our possums eat thousands of ticks, so I am very pro-possum.

            • livus
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              Yeah they seem awesome. People don’t appreciate them or raccoons like they should!

              To complicate matters even more, in Australia the possum is a beloved native animal they try to conserve, and in New Zealand it’s a terrible pest species that we try to eradicate.

              Flax is another wtf.

              New Zealand flax

              Scottish flax

              • anon6789OP
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                27 months ago

                Wow, that flax doesn’t look even remotely similar!

                I’ve learned a bit about some of Australia’s problematic history with animals, so I guess it makes sense they screwed up New Zealand with them too.

                Learning about this stuff makes me feel less hopeful about it ability to return terraform and colonize Mars or wherever… we can’t even do it on Earth without ruining everything!

                I like that there’s a bunch of Ozzies and Kiwis on here. It usually comes up during s moment if my obliviousness, but I end up learning so much!

                • livus
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                  I really like the diversity too! People from many different places. At certain times of the day my all has a bunch of stuff in German or French.

                  Edit: just realized I can follow you for owls!

    • @x4740N
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      37 months ago

      I’m glad you corrected that

      • anon6789OP
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        47 months ago

        I’m glad somebody told me. I’m just an enthusiast, not an expert on any of this, so I try my best to present factual info, but I don’t know everything.

        Plus I enjoy when you guys can teach me something back.

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    77 months ago

    Praise his glorious crazy eyes.

    He is the one who smoketh the meth.

    May his raggedy ass bless my mess.

    Tho book of Owl, chapter 8 verse 9.

    • anon6789OP
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      Hah, very appropriate! 😂

    • anon6789OP
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      17 months ago

      Thank you for posting a direct link!

      It does autoplay the video for me when I click on the original link I posted. I always forget TikTok has an actual website. Sorry, I’m old so I’m out of their demographic! 😅

    • theodewere
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      37 months ago

      OP’s work has been reviewed in some magpie art appreciation guide, and he’s getting views

    • anon6789OP
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      37 months ago

      Lol how could they not?!