What the hell is this tool, how does it work and where do I get one?

  • pelya
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    1 year ago

    This is a three inch tension tool from covert instruments dot com.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      I always wonder if I get a visit from the police if I order from that site without proper certification as a locksmith

      • LazaroFilm
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        41 year ago

        As long as it’s just for hobby and education.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        21 year ago

        I’ve gotten deluxe handcuff keys and (now illegal) sap gloves from cops plus without anyone noticing.

        US law enforcement can’t seem to stop rampage killers who are confessing their intentions on Facebook because they’re too busy looking for cash to confiscate.

    • @grue
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      81 year ago

      A Spaniard is looking for him.

    • Haus
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      71 year ago

      It’s amazing how quickly the response to “that looks odd” has become counting fingers.

      • NickwithaC
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        51 year ago

        “It’s AI. I can tell from the fingers and having seen many AIs in my time.”

      • @MumboJumbo
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        11 year ago

        I’m glad for the normalization of counting fingers on someone’s hand. I’ve been doing it ever since I saw The Princess Bride as a child.

    • @paddirn
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      41 year ago

      Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    • @A_Toasty_Strudel
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      21 year ago

      The extra fingy is where he stores the Christmas magic. 😉

    • @Lord_ToRA
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      9 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @stevestevesteve
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    81 year ago

    It’s an adjustable monkey claw-back pry wrench. Check McMaster’s catalog

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  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    You didn’t think he actually went down the chimney, did you? Man pries the roof up and squeezes through, obviously!

  • @bi_tux
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    51 year ago

    A wrench with an integrated crowbar, in some regions also reffered to as “polish wrench”

  • @Usernameblankface
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    21 year ago

    It must be that multipurpose wrench Captain Disillusion used a while back

  • Cornpop
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    11 year ago

    Something an AI came up with.