• @surewhynotlem
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    1111 year ago

    How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

    • TWeaK
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      381 year ago

      I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he’d look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        191 year ago

        He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 year ago

          It took me far too long to realize he played Drexel in True Romance. Like, that’s one of my favorite movies and it took several watches and seeing his name in the credits to catch it. The Professional was amazing too (which is where Drexel’s wig came from lol. )

  • @kautau
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    431 year ago

    Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.

    I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

  • @kibiz0r
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    341 year ago

    Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.

  • @[email protected]
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    261 year ago

    Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg - i’ll never forget his name (at least it’s not X). Gary Oldman is great as always in a fantastic movie.

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    191 year ago

    I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    21 year ago

    Swap trump and musk names/ photos and you’re good.