Jade has had a second strife, This one against a very real and dangerous foe. A god in dog form. But also Jade’s beloved pet Bec. The strife ended in happy dances and snacks. Jade is once again napping out in the middle of her island. Bec returns Jade to her bed.

Rose spent some time in a lab. There she got a scarf and a new 4 eyed kitten. But an ominous timer led to Rose escaping at the last second. She used a transportalizer to an unknown location where we find her now. John had recently entered his fathers room for the first time. Now Rose has appeared in her mothers room for the first time. To no surprise, It turned out to be a well stocked bar. From here she sees the lab she was just in destroyed by a meteor. Goodbye tiny 2 headed abomination kitten :( . Though Rose’s house being so close caused a lot of damage and fire to blast into the room she is in. The on full of flammable booze.

John meanwhile has apparently been having some kind of identity crisis. He is becoming an efficient businessman, and a stressed one at that. He’s been using the Punch Designix on all the items in his inventory to make cool stuff. Back to Jade. It seems when she is in her bed she dreams she is in a version of her room. She is also wearing the same weird golden outfit that we saw in the portrait of her above the fireplace. She also has a robot version of herself in the waking world. It is emulating her movements in the dreamworld. She can of course fly. She has the package John sent but says she isn’t meant to open it yet. She knows what is inside but wont tell us.

Months prior we see John. It is December. We learn from this flashback that Jade’s birthday is December 1st, Daves is on the 3rd, and Rose the 4th of December. John is also going by the handle ghostyTrickstrer [GT]. This is not his current handle ectoBiologist [EB]. He is talking with Jade. Weirdly his room is all messed up with graffiti. That almost seems like a continuity error as that didn’t happen until the imps showed up… right?. John has just sent birthday packages to all his friends. Though he’d forget that packages to Jade can take months. He hints that it is a thing she needs. Jade’s interrupted by a troll. John mentions they are a huge pain and there seems to be 12 troll accounts. Jade mentions she finds some of them funny but they’ve been bypassing her blocks for years. John decides to change his handle to try and evade them.

To those actually reading this with me congrats on making it to 1000 pages.