Bill is a lifelong bachelor and his retirement is coming up. As a retirement gift, his buddies decide to hire a lady of the evening for him. After some searching, they find a lady who advertises herself as Sally Super Sex! Super sex, how can they go wrong?

So, the first day of his retirement, they hire Sally and send her off to Bill’s house. When Bill greets her door she introduces herself:

“Hi, I’m Sally Super Sex!”

“Hmmm. Well, I think I’ll take the soup, I’m too old for sex.”

        • @shalafiEnglish
          9•6 months ago

          The old man hears her inroduce herself as:

          “Soup or sex?”

          rather than,

          “Super Sex!”

        • Neuromancer
          -1•4 months ago

          When you go out to eat in America, they often ask if you want soup or salad. It comes out super salad when they say it.

          • @[email protected]English
            1•2 months ago

            Yeah, like here, when they ask you whether you’d like more bread with that bread thingie you’re already eating 😂.

  • Froyn
    4•6 months ago

    My wife HATES when I ask for the “SUPER salad” when given the option. I’ve now taken to asking “what makes it super?”