• @MrJameGumb
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    10 months ago

    The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

  • @PowerGloveSoBad
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    1610 months ago

    Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

    • Aa!
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      310 months ago

      I’m confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?

    • @200ok
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      710 months ago

      😂 Is this the grand finale float?

    • @too_high_for_this
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      610 months ago

      NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

    • @200ok
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      310 months ago

      Or 3 hard booty drops

  • @200ok
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    1010 months ago

    The state of the economy in Ontario.

  • Flying SquidM
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    1010 months ago

    I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.

  • ryan213
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    910 months ago

    Does it come with a stripper??

      • Eager Eagle
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        110 months ago

        But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

  • NickwithaC
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    210 months ago

    Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?