• Chainweasel
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    567 months ago

    The movies are 4hrs long, you’re not going to miss much in 8 seconds.

    • @Cold_Brew_Enema
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      207 months ago

      8 seconds? Damn champ what’s your secret?

    • @Geobloke
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      147 months ago

      You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals…

      • Hazmatastic
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        87 months ago

        Do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Special Extended Edition

      • @Deuces
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        7 months ago

        So let’s do it like we’re bees under the light of the trees

    • HubertManne
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      87 months ago

      yeah. came to say you don’t have to stop watching something just because your having sex. get some food in there and you have the trifecta!

      • @agent_flounder
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        37 months ago

        Look at ol multitasker over here, Mr Quad Core

        I gotta time slice that shit.

    • @pensivepangolin
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      47 months ago

      I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue

  • Pons_Aelius
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    7 months ago

    Why you knock back the ride if a Rohirrim was offering a mount?

    • @ickplantOP
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      137 months ago

      In my mind it’s more like more fuck = less LOTR.

      • @[email protected]
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        27 months ago

        Why not do both at the same time? Very sensual during Aragorn’s memory flashbacks and I’m sure you can imagine how things might go during Helm’s Deep.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    7 months ago

    I love LotR, but when your significant other says they want to fuck, the answer is always “hell yeah!”. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, or how you feel. The answer is always “YES!”. I told my wife that if my answer is ever “no”, then she needs to smack me upside the head and suggest a psych evaluation.