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  • TootSweet
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    1 year ago

    Studying for 65 years under a shaolin monk who has a secret technique for performing fine motor skills while under general anesthetic is the missing step 2.5.

  • MotoAsh
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    1 year ago

    Everyone’s just looking past step 2? Call emergency services and then create a sterile field … by putting on a mask and gloves. I want a mask and glove that creates a sterile field just by putting them on.

    The whole set of steps is rife with ridiculous.

  • Motorheadbanger
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    1 year ago

    You’re supposed to walk around with your appendix sticking out? I guess that prevents complications if it ruptures

  • fraydabson@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Hey I read about some new device that lets you put work hours in from your sleep! So doing this doesn’t seem far off.

  • gornius
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    1 year ago

    Reminds me of that one episode on House M.D. where he performed an operation on himself in the bathroom.